The Duchess Of Deception

Jennifer Jones. 22. Whale and iguana enthusiast. Manager and wrestling journalist. Bootysexual. Allergic to under 30's. Please don't take me seriously, because I'm definitely not about that life. Once got called "Flower" by William Regal and took it far too seriously. Once got yelled at by Klondyke Kate and took it as a challenge. Into dads in quite a major way.

 

[Jennifer Jones is a fictional character. This blog is a representation of her, there might also be my personal thoughts, or it might be all in character, ohhhhhh, what a mystery. Something something you can't judge me for fangirling something something working the marks something something work something something shoot something something zubaz.]

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servbot42:

mrdappersden:

Fucking rekt

BODIIIIIIED

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I was gonna do my job but AMBREGAL BABYSITTING.

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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nerdsandgamersftw:

Everyone needs a dancing Lego Deadpool, right?
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nerdsandgamersftw:

Everyone needs a dancing Lego Deadpool, right?

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brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

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still waiting for someone to ask me out in the style of george mcfly btw

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doctorlaser:

OkCupid is wild

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fightingforwhales:

SRI LANKAN ORCAS: AN OVERVIEW

In General

The orcas that visit the waters of Sri Lanka are not well known and are quite mysterious; in fact, only 11 individuals have been identified. The Orca Project Sri Lanka was started in 2013 in order to better understand the orcas that frequent the island. Even though there are many unanswered questions about these whales, here’s what we do know:

  • They are likely wide-ranging, mammal-eating orcas.
  • They have been seen preying upon sperm whales, beaked whales and blue whales; the most recent and well-documented attack on sperm whales by orcas in Sri Lanka can be seen here.
  • Orcas have been seen near Mirissa, Kalpitya, and Trincomalee.

Sri Lanka is an island off the southern tip of India:

As you can see, orcas have been spotted all around the island.

Photo Identification

Because Sri Lankan orcas are so elusive and hard to find, only 11 individuals have been successfully photo-identified and cataloged. All orcas are assigned a code, and a nickname. Let’s look at the male orca OM005 “Titan”. The ‘O’ stand for orca, and the ‘M’ stand for Mirissa, the place he was first spotted. and ‘005” means he was the 5th whale to be added to the catalog. All of the whales’ ID codes start out with “O”, but the second letter depends on where they were first seen. It can either be “M” for Mirissa, “K” for Kalpitya, or “T” for Trincomalee, or “O” for other.

Here are the ID charts for all 11 cataloged whales:

Photos

First photo: OM005 Titan attacking sperm whales by Shawn Heinrichs

Second photo: OM001 King by ChrisR

Third photo: OK008 Arya by Michaela Hanusova

Fourth photo: OM004 Ripple during a sperm whale attack by Shawn Heinrichs

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dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

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